week 85!

Hey guys! Look! Only 15 weeks away from my 100th week! So cool! Anyways, enjoy the comics as always~!

This is Jeff the Caterin' Penguin. I drew him. He exists. And he's adorable!!! So I thought I'd share him.
Charly as Hermione, Harry Potter, Stellar Hoffman as Ron, Joe as Joe, Draco, and Ryan as Goyle! So I've always wanted to apply Harry Potter to catering. I also noticed that I feel like I have to fight for my trucks a lot more this year, but that's because I'm the opener and everyone wants to steal them from me before I'm done with them.
Kirsten and Me! So we got a butt-load of xs women's vests and I've had this comment made to me many a times that it just had to made into a comic. I mentioned this to Kirk, and he says he's getting a more rational amount of other sizes of vests in the future, so no worries there. Remember, anorexia is not the answer and you are beautiful the way you are. :)

Late week 84!!!

Ok, so this week has been a problem child. None-the-less, here they are, and, en, joy!

Me and Laura! So Laura doesn't like to wear the carving hat. Therefore, any captains that read this, please make her wear it. :)

Me! So a ridiculous amount of signs have shown up in the third floor kitchen and it's various appendages, I HAD to make fun of it. Mind you I have only contributed one!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

In good old Provo fashion, I thought I'd celebrate Halloween on the wrong day! Yeah. I read the daily universe today and 4 of the 5 events mentioned were happening today. Ridiculous! None-the-less, I wish to unleash my Halloween comic for this year. I hope you enjoy it~! And Halloween (tomorrow preferably).

Mariah as Beetlejuice, Marie as Harley Quinn, Me as a 'goth', and Nancy as an Ewok! So the CougarEat gets to wear their costumes to work and I'm tired of it! Just once I'd like to serve Cecil as a Jedi. I think he'd appreciate it. Maybe we could get away with it if we all dressed up as Cosmo and did flips...
Laura as the Ugly One, Mariah as So-and-so, Me as What's Her Face, and BL as Cheerleader! So in the Second Floor Loge it just so happens that we have a crew of all girls (yay feminism!). Therefore I wanted to nickname our venue the nunnery. My crew did not appreciate my humor. So we instead concluded that we are the teen girl squad. Yes, there are 12 other people in the loge besides us four, so I apologize that I did not feature you here. But I thought it'd be a better tribute if I kept it to four.

:D :D :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! :D :D :D

Go Catering week 83~!

Well, to answer your question, yes. I've decided to stop being a ninny and get back to drawing me (and you) some comics. I can't vouch for their relevant-ness though because I only do about one banquet a week. But I'm sure I can manage.

2 random angels and Me! So, at football one game day past, I didn't have enough strawberry topping. It was a very arduous process to get it too. I was frantic, on edge, and punching the air profusely. One of my wait staff suggested that I keep the eternal perspective in mind. It's ONLY strawberry topping. To any and all wait staff...know that if you say that to me then I will probably just say to myself "waitstaff" and keep freaking out. But this time I decided to listen. Hence the comic. :D
Me! So this is something I've observed as an opener; it's gotten colder. As such, it's rather hard to wash the trucks in the morning. So if the trucks are dirty, I apologize. It's because I'm frozen in the parking lot unable to reach the windows.
Uncle Sam-area! I saw an uncle sam poster abused by BYUSA the other day and decided that it was my turn to do so. Know that you are appreciated!
#8, Scott, Joe, Me (#6 :D), guy-too-cool-for-anything, and #1! So this is the first of 9 requests that I've had in the past month since I've stopped drawing comics. The other 8 will come shortly as soon as I remember what they are...yes...this one isn't even catering related...but I had the glorious privilege of standing outside to wait in line for the next Robert Jordan book by Brandon Sanderson. There were some characters there, and I like to think that I drew the most memorable of them.

Captain's part-eth two!

Hey lookie here! I didn't think I would get these done so quickly, but once I started I just had to finish it would seem! Enjoy~!
Scottie! I drew him a few times when he was a wait staff, but nothing recently. I believe he only does trucks for football now. He's just that cool.

Ryan! He is so tall! And cool! I'll have to draw him in some comics when I get around to them.
Meagan! I don't know if I've ever drawn Meagan before...I think I have when I needed someone to look incredulously at me in my comic. She's very good at it. And it's never a misplaced look!
Mark! He's a newer captain and I haven't gotten around to drawing him much either. We never really work together, so I never really have any solid catering cartoon ideas from him...eh.
Jessie! She's a closer! And hilarious! And very hard for me to draw...this took me 3-6 times to do! And it's quite smashing if I do say so myself. It involved looking up pictures on facebook. :)
Craig~!!! Craig is amazing! And he's the only other caterer at University Conference to do shout outs for Pita's with me. Therefore he gets brownie points.
Cortney! The last and final closer! I haven't used her much in comics either...but she would be dancing in them if she did make an appearance; like Ashley Kay of old.
Chris! He gave me a good comic idea the other day...he he he.
Bonnie! I've drawn Bonnie many times I believe. In some of my favorites to. That's right folks, she made it onto the board that I have at home where I keep all of my favorite comics!
Aaron! I always see Aaron sitting down.
Amy! Amazing captain! I've drawn her lots of times too. Yeah!

Oh! And RT is a captain too, but I drew him last time. He's on the board. I love to draw him too! The comics he appears in are always a good one!

That ends this installment of captains...if I missed you...feel free to tell me and I'll remedie the situation. :D or you might just be on the board like RT. Pick your poison.

Captain's, Part-eth one

Hey guys! So I haven't drawn any comics in awhile...and I still haven't...But! I have drawn half of the captains for the captain board in the third floor kitchen! Oh...and I made them wear their actual uniforms unlike in all of my other comics because I thought it would confuse people...but I won't be changing my comics still. Probably. I haven't drawn in awhile...Anyways, enjoy~!

Staci! I draw her in the comics that I need a more stern captain, someone to dress up as Bert or the Wicked Witch of the West, or someone shouting back at me. It makes for good comics.
Saundra! I actually haven't drawn Saundra before today! Sad, because I LOVE her hair! Or at least to draw it...I used to be able to draw Ruth's hair...but I usually don't draw people any more who have left catering in my catering comics. Yay Saundra!
Rachel! Closer extraordinaire! I don't draw her that often either...
Marie! I draw her whenever I need a sidekick! That or a fiery red head. One of the two.
Mariah! I have labeled Mariah my little zealot. She's the best captain trainee! And the Second Floor Loge is the best!
Kellyn! I actually don't draw Kellyn very much...I had to update her on the board cause the last time I drew her it looked even less like her than this one does. But I think I'm getting better at it!
Joe! Man! I LOVE drawing Joe as a Dinosaur. It provides for many comics that actually tend to be among my better ones. Plus I know he doesn't mind so I don't feel bad drawing him as one. Yay Dinosaur Joe!
Joan! This captain has an identity crisis I've decided. But she's the most amazing opener ever! :D She's also the main character in all of my Go Catering comics.
Cliff! He is also an opener! Openers are the best! Period. I haven't drawn Cliff before now either...he asked me last winter to draw him for the board and I finally got around to it! Whoot!
Chelsea! You know, Chelsea has the best name ever. I also haven't used her in any of my comics yet...but she would probably be a voice of reason if she were to be in one.
Charly! She gets a BYU Polo because she works in the Cougar Room. And she's great. And has cool hair too.
Carsten! You know, I don't think I could ever capture Carsten's genuine smile. But that doesn't mean I won't try!

So...I'm sorry if you are sad that you didn't make the first cut...I drew in the following order-ish: openers, 2FL, Cougar Room, Veteran's (kinda), Closers, and Captain Trainees. But no worries...they'll be coming forthwidth!

week 83! :D

Yay! I got some comics done! Ok, if you wrote a note to yourself that said, "You. Sweep. *evil laughter*" What would you make out of it? Cause I can't remember what I was telling myself to draw...or that WOULD be a comic this week! Anyways, Enjoy~!

Chelsea and Me! Yes, I do care. No, the door doesn't shut by itself.

Lisa, Staci, and me! So football is starting and the captain's are usually good the first game about not stealing. However...let's try to avoid it to infinity and beyond!

Week 81 and 82~!

Believe you me! It's about time for some over-due catering comics~ Enjoy~!
Hillary and Me! So this is from last month's captain meeting. Kirk informed us that we should try to 'sleep' on our rack-ups, meaning mull it over the day before the banquet, etc. I of course wanted to find a way to turn it the best I can and I came up with this comic. :D
Chris, me, and Staci! Come on, you know you've thought of it.
Me! This is, of course, a tribute to lefthandedtoons.com! I love them! And I thought that this would be in line with some of their humor. Yay tributes!

Little Crying girl, Me, and Joe! So, in case you don't get the reference, then read this comic below:It's been a year since the last University Conference and I figured that it would be fun to revisit the gag of last year. I don't remember what post it's in...but I it's somewhere on this blog.
Me and RT! So sometimes, people just need to take a nap. This didn't actually happen, but last week I heard of people taking naps a lot and thought it would be fun to portray it this way. Plus, who can go back to sleep with someone else in the room? No one.
Lactose the Intolerant, Soy Boy, Lauren N. , and me! So I have this other comic series that I do that's a sort-of western but not really, and my main characters from said western made a guest appearance in this comic! I can't believe I didn't think to do this before what with all the special meals we have! Alas, I hope you enjoy it none-the-less.

Week 80~!

Hey guys! So I've got a couple of comics for you today. One of them from a captain's meeting and one a tribute to some other comics that I've been reading. I WOULD have had them up yesterday but then I decided today would be a better day to put it up. Enjoy~!


EFY kid! So in our meeting, we were discussing treating all of our customers as equals. Specifically the EFY kiddies. They don't just go through the line, get their apple, brownie, and lunch and are automatically happy from the various increments of food. They are PEOPLE! And all I got out of this lecture is this comic. That EFY kids have a happiness bar and it is slowly filled by food items. :D on the last phase with the brownie, you should probably imagine this in the background.

Brooke and Me! There is a great website called Left-Handed Toons(by right-handed people) and I love them! I just hope I'm not infringing on any rights by doing this tribute comic...but I've been wanting to do this pun for a LONG time and couldn't think of an excuse to do so because it was so horrible. But I felt what I came up with is in tune with the websites humor...though not nearly as good I would imagine. Basically I drew this whole comic (writing and all) with my left-hand. Cool huh?

Also, good news! It has been one year since I started this blog! :D But not one year since I started comics...but yay anyways!

Transformers: Catering version

Well, seeing as everyone but me basically likes the new transformers movie ( I haven't seen it and don't intend to) I thought I'd do a little tribute to the transformers by taking every day catering things and attempting to come up with the robot form.

A catering radio!DS-72 :D <3


The Ice machine

This post concludes my current updates. I hope those who read'em enjoyed'em and I'll keep bringing more!

Week 78 and 79!

Forward: These are comics I did on vacation but never got around to putting up until I got back from...vacation. The first three (week 78) were done because my sister wanted to be in my comics. As is tradition, I usually make fun of people who make requests, so these are some things that I've been teasing my sister about. I suppose this system is detrimental to me being given ideas...but it amuses me and therefore I mean no offense, just amusement...if that makes sense? Anyways, Enjoy~!
Sierra and Me! So my sister went to a Spanish speaking mission and also just got back from it. So, instead of writing 'hahaha' she writes 'jajaja' in our little facebook chat and I often smirk whenever she does because it's just weird to me to laugh with a j that's pronounced as an h. Also she has already got into the swing of technology despite her short escape from it and I just threw that in there too.
Sierra and Me! So my room back home is basically a storage space now. Despite that fact, I left it in a rather horribly messy state, so when I came home to visit, my sister kindly reminded me of this fact. The comic above is also something she said when I got back and when she said it, she had the most serious face on that I almost thought she meant it. I know she WISHES it, hehe, but if I were to teach my bird anything it would be this.
Trio, Trio, Trio! So I'm 100% positive that this habit of mine is completely immature and unnecessairy, but when I am reunited with both my brother and sister, I ALWAYS check to see if I'm still second tallest. I never want to be the tallest because then I'd have to be at least 6 ft 6 inches and I'll just leave that to my cousin.
Dakota and Me! This is how I think I got the swine flu. I'm not even sure it WAS the swine flu, but I did get sick from my brother whilst at home and when you read the description of a disease whilst sick you start to fit facts to a theory instead of a theory to fit the facts.

Me and the EFY kiddies! So I swear we go through so many paper sacks at EFY and I can't figure out how! This cartoon, however, is my best guess at what does happen.